You ever notice how most ornaments just sit there quietly, like they’re too shy to say anything? But these ones? They’re more like that guy at the party who just can’t keep his mouth shut. You have one on display, and suddenly your office or living room becomes this strange little stage where everyone’s wondering what the heck it means. And if you give one as a gift, it’s like saying, "Hey, I’ve got something interesting going on, and I think you should too." Not your typical ornament, no sir.
