SCATTERED TEETH T-SHIRT BLACK

So here we have it—100% cotton. That’s right, pure cotton. Not a blend, not some fancy business, just cotton. It’s like, you know, the kind of fabric your mom probably insisted on, back when things were simpler. And then, they go and put twin-needle stitching on the sleeves and the bottom hems. Twin needles! I mean, why settle for one when you can have double the needles, right? It’s as if the manufacturer said, 'Hey, if one needle can hold your sleeve together, two can hold your secrets even better.' And then there’s the jersey knit cotton—sounds sophisticated, like it's knitted by the gods or something. In any case, this isn’t just any shirt; it’s the shirt that tells you, ‘I'm not messing around with your comfort—even if I’m not exactly sure what I’m doing with my own life.

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